dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow

sassyabrahamlincoln:

i just think its so adorable when boys do that thing with their hair where they have it all over their bodies but its actually fur and they have four legs and a wet nose and they’re puppies

steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

(Source: passive-aggressiveprincess)

(Source: wendy-pleakley)

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

barackobotm:

the american school system 

image

(Source: poodlepunk)

lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

(Source: laurentmelanies)

(Source: pomeranian2)

ricardology:

He cold as hell for this.

ricardology:

He cold as hell for this.