axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

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lanadelgayest:

a girl at our school got dresscoded for wearing this shirt because it promotes bullying

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but a guy at our school was able to wear this shirt and our principal thought it was funny when he saw it

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(Source: lanadelgayest)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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lasagnababy:

dylan and cole sprouts

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

unclefather:

the folt in our stors
allmonds:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET THERE IS NO REASON TO KEEP UP WITH THE INTERNET I HAVE FOUND THE BEST OF THE BEST
capnkittykat143:

Anti rape campaign: two pages glued together in a magazine. After the reader forcefully tears the pages apart it reads, “if you have to use force it’s rape.”