plasticbagvevo:

"why yes, i do play sports"

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rage-comics-base:

Maximum fuzziness achieved! The vet’s favorite patient today.http://rage-comics-base.tumblr.com
Jesus: Make sure nobody is poor
Everyone:
Jesus:
Everyone: So like industrial capitalism?
coolator:

facebook is really starting to overstep ts boundaries 
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok